Question from Suzie Homemaker

Question: How do I get candle wax out of my table clothes?

Answer: all you need is a paper bag and an iron. Turn on iron, once heated, place brown paper bag over the spilt wax and place iron on top of the bag. The heat will melt wax and suck up onto the brown paper bag.

Question from Dr. Feel better

Question: What is the best way to treat a bad sinus headache?

Answer: Try to eliminate noise (have kids take their nap or read a book), a hot shower and a hot cup of tea. If it is allergy related you can take some over the counter Zyrtec or clariton.

Question from concerned citizen

Question: Don't you think the baby is too young to be out this late?

Answer: No, she's a big drinker and is usually up at this time anyways. By the way, don't you think you should wear some spanks with that outfit?

Questions from Mr. Christmas

Question: Should you get a real or fake Christmas tree?

Answer: Real! The wisemen would've been disappointed if they showed up and there was a plastic baby Jesus in the manger. Everything is better REAL!

*only exceptions are retail store decorations.

Question from a 5 year old

Question: What are those things (referring to tampons)

Answer (age appropriate of course): Sometimes mommy gets a boo boo that is too big for a band-aid so I need to use those.